5 Things That Are Worse Than Having A Very Mild Pollen Allergy

5 Things That Are Worse Than Having A Very Mild Pollen Allergy

Af Joey Mills

Suffering from allergies is really no fun. While you can keep the pollen away with our great range of HayMax products, it can still be an annoyance. Derfor er jeg her for at tage dit sind off ting med en liste over ting, du should be worried about instead. So sit forward, grit your teeth and get ready to rage with our list of things that blight our lives much more than those pesky allergens.

1) Clickbait

Chancerne er, hvis du har turdet vove at ethvert websted, der er ikke denne herlige oase af nødhjælp, you have encountered the scourge of clickbait. Du kender disse links med titler som "17 praktiske måder at huse træne din pingvin: Du vil ikke tro NUMMER 13!"Eller" Jeg gjorde £ 300 en anden bare for dyrkning et overskæg. FIND OUT HOW!"Når man klikker på dem du altid få hundredvis af pop-ups, a computer virus and no helpful penguin-care tips whatsoever. These infuriating ads offer false promises, waste vital time you could be using to procrastinate, and make your computer run slower than Adam Richman after a Man vs Food challenge.

2) Talking about the weather

Definitely a distinctly British trait this one, so let me fill in the blanks for any of our overseas allergy-family. It might be normal to comment on the weather if something particularly noteworthy has occurred. Jeg har det fint med udsagn som "Hunden svømmede forbi mig iført en snorkel i morges, Jeg tror, ​​vi kan have været oversvømmet "eller" gjorde mit hus plejede at have et tag?"Men i Storbritannien vi meteorologiske drilleri til en kvalmende grad.

Den anden dag jeg havde faktisk nogen sige til mig "denne vejret er mildt, det ikke ved hvad de skal gøre i dag!"Som om vores klima er et sansende væsen. Nå du rigtige "person, jeg har tænkt mig at skrive en fornærmende blogindlæg om", det ikke ved, hvad det kommer til at gøre. Fordi det er vejr og det har ikke tanker, feelings or emotions. Hvis nogen læser dette er fra et land, der ikke tildele en levende bevidsthed til moderat varme forhold så send mig et visum og en flybillet.

3) Working in retail

This one hits close to home for me personally, og uden at have stået bag disken og havde nogen faktisk sige ordene "Åh det ikke scanne, does that mean its free?"For 400 gang den dag, du måske ikke, hvorfor det har gjort det på vores liste.

Like a bleary-eyed war veteran returning from conflict I have truly seen it all in my time as a counter-jockey. Folk forsøger at returnere tøj, de har blødte på? Check. Kundens skostørrelser skiftende fire gange i samme transaktion, før de endelig tage dine råd og købe nogle i samme størrelse som parret, de allerede har på? Check. Folk forsøger at følge dig ind i lageret lige til "dobbelttjekke" du var ikke lyve om ikke at have deres størrelse? Check mate.

This shop is not run inside a correctional facility either, this is an actual retail outlet and these are members of the general public who behave this way. Take your hayfever and be grateful guys, it could be so much worse!

4) Social Media

From something only the unluckiest members of the populace have experienced to something most of us do by choice. Social media at its core is an exceptional idea. It allows us to stay connected to our nearest and dearest no matter the geographical distance. Men ligesom med alle store opdagelse i menneskets historie har vi skubbet det ud fra en klippe for at se, hvad der sker, når den rammer jorden. I like food as much as the next person, men jeg kan ikke sige, jeg er alt for fussed hvad den pige, der bruges til at sidde bag mig År 9 Geography had for breakfast. Men der er hendes røræg hele min Facebook-feed!

However the worst child of the Social Media family must surely be the meme. Memes are basically ransom notes with cute pictures. "Like denne kat, og du vil have held og lykke. Ignorer det, og vi vil sætte ham i en konvolut!"Husk mennesker, an animal is for life not just for extorting people into clicking on a picture of a thumb to make you feel like you have friends.

5) Not having an allergy

A bizarre entry to close the show here but think about it. Uden din allergi ville du ikke være her, og du ikke ville have lige brugt 10 minutes reading this. Do you really want to live in a world like that? Do you? DO YOU? Thought not. Keep the pollen in check with HayMax, and keep checking back for more blogs!